In Bruges
Irish hitmen Ray and Ken (Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson) are sent to Bruges in this black comedy they should have called Low Countries for Old Men. Martin McDonagh’s 2008 […]
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
Tasked with rebooting a 1980s slasher franchise, Ava Daniels from Hacks (Hannah Einbinder) enters another complex relationship with an older woman (Gillian Anderson) in this indie oddity they should have […]
Evil Dead Burn
A young woman (Souheila Yacoub) battles her demonically possessed in-laws in this Evil Dead sequel they should have called Deady or Not. If Evil Dead Burn can be summed up […]
Saw 3D
A film with two inaccurate titles, Saw 3D AKA Saw: The Final Chapter is no longer in 3D and has as much claim to finality as Friday the 13th: The […]
Them
Claiming to be “based on real events” (which means it absolutely is not), Them follows a French couple (Olivia Bonamy and Michaël Cohen) in a country house in Romania, whose romantic meal […]
Joy Ride
Released the same year as Jeepers Creepers, this 2001 horror movie follows a pair of brothers (Paul Walker and Steve Zahn) who mess with the wrong truck driver in a CB […]
The Furious
Taken meets Tekken in this martial arts movie about a mute man (Xie Miao) rescuing his daughter (Yang Enyou) from child traffickers. From its opening title card, ‘Somewhere in Southeast Asia’, […]
The Odyssey
Christopher Nolan delivers the long-awaited sequel to the Iliad in this fantasy epic they should have called Troy Story 2. It takes a beat to get used to The Odyssey‘s […]
The Invite
A barely functioning couple (Olivia Wilde and Seth Rogen) invite their sexually liberated upstairs neighbours (Penélope Cruz and Edward Norton) over for Wilde’s most awkward dinner party since the Don’t […]
Ready or Not 2: Here I Come
Following the success of Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett’s brilliant horror/comedy Ready or Not, Searchlight Pictures asked them to shoot another script, whether it was ready or not. Picking up in the immediate […]
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