Wuthering Heights (2011)
The glass-shattering Kate Bush song is reimagined as a class-shattering film in Andrea Arnold’s 2011 adaptation of Wuthering Heights. Bleak even by Brontë standards, this earthy, elemental retelling of the […]
Independence Day
Will Smith encounters alien life in this Scientologist origin story from 1996. Roland Emmerich’s alien-invasion blockbuster has all the spectacle, subtlety and American flags one expects from the Master of […]
Totally Killer
A teenager (Kiernan Shipka) travels back in time to 1987 to stop a serial killer from terrorising big-haired high school girls, in this 2023 horror/comedy they should have called Terminator […]
Mission: Impossible 2
In this 2000 sequel, Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) must stop an evil scotsman (Dougray Scott) from unleashing a deadly virus, lest anyone other than Paramount should profit from the release […]
Pretty Woman
Millionaire loner Edward (Richard Gere) hires charismatic sex worker Vivian (Julia Roberts) in this 1990 rom-com they should have called My Fare Lady. Pretty Woman is a lot more charming […]
Jeepers Creepers
When driving home for spring break, two siblings (Gina Philips and Justin Long) encounter a demonic figure lining a church basement with corpses, in this 2001 horror flick they should have […]
F*** Marry Kill
F*** Marry Kill gives Champagne Problems a run for its money as the worst title of 2025, not least because it is displayed simply as F Marry Kill, which sounds […]
Guys and Dolls
Broadway hustler Nathan Detroit (Frank Sinatra) bets high-flying gambler Sky Masterson (Marlon Brando) that he cannot take Christian missionary Sergeant Sarah Brown (Jean Simmons) on a date, in this 1955 […]
Avatar: Fire and Ash
Following in the soggy footsteps of Way of Water, in Avatar’s third instalment the Na’vi are Na’viing the sky people are back again again, and Eywa continues to move in […]
Miss Congeniality
When a terrorist threatens to bomb the Miss United States pageant, a tomboy undercover agent (Sandra Bullock) must convince America she is a beauty queen, or risks bringing the pageant […]
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