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FrightFest 2021: Offseason

September 9, 2021by Dan Meier Leave a comment

After receiving a letter informing her that her mother’s grave has been desecrated, Marie (Jocelin Donahue) heads to the island where she is buried. With the bridge back to the […]

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FrightFest 2021: The Advent Calendar

September 6, 2021by Dan Meier Leave a comment

When paraplegic ex-dancer Eva (Eugénie Derouand) is given an antique German advent calendar, she discovers that behind each door lurks disaster, desire fulfilment and death. And chocolate, obviously. Originally just […]

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FrightFest 2021: Prisoners of the Ghostland

September 2, 2021by Dan Meier Leave a comment

My coverage of this year’s FrightFest is split between here and DMovies as I am a critical whore. Except not being paid. So I guess just a slut. FrightFest is […]

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The 33 Worst Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies: Part 3

July 26, 2021by Dan Meier Leave a comment

We have reached the last and worst part of our definitive Arnie ranking, so put that cookie down, let off some steam and remember… 23. Conan the Destroyer (1984) In […]

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The 33 Worst Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies: Part 2

July 25, 2021by Dan Meier Leave a comment

You’ve seen the best Arnie movies, now stick around for the sequel – the middleweight contenders in the filmography of Messrs Freeze and Universe.  12. Kindergarten Cop (1990) Kindergarten Cop […]

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The 33 Worst Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies: Part 1

July 24, 2021by Dan Meier Leave a comment

What did you do over lockdown? Perhaps you baked a banana bread bust of Captain Tom or developed a COVID vaccine. You may have discovered Cameo and received a Christmas […]

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#HateFilms: The Karate Kid

November 18, 2020by Dan Meier Leave a comment

Our final instalment in the Michael Owen film club is this karate klassic from the director of Rocky. Undeterred by Owen’s future review of Rocky (“It’s rubbish”), director John G. […]

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#HateFilms: Heat

November 17, 2020by Dan Meier Leave a comment

“Wasn’t great” was Michael Owen’s two-word review of this 1995 showdown between the cop (Al Pacino), the thief (Robert De Niro), his wife (Diane Venora) and her lover (Xander Berkeley). […]

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#HateFilms: Cool Runnings

November 16, 2020by Dan Meier Leave a comment

To recap, we’re reviewing all the films that Michael Owen has been “forced to watch,” today’s being Cool Runnings. Or as Owen might say: “My wife and I watched that […]

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#HateFilms: Jurassic Park

November 15, 2020by Alex Chafey 1 Comment

In our third film which Michael Owen wishes-he-hadn’t-saurus, flea circus proprietor John Hammond (Richard Attenborough) behaves like a billionaire Justin Lee Collins as he sets out to bring back the […]

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