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#HateFilms: The Karate Kid

November 18, 2020by Dan Meier Leave a comment

Our final instalment in the Michael Owen film club is this karate klassic from the director of Rocky. Undeterred by Owen’s future review of Rocky (“It’s rubbish”), director John G. […]

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#HateFilms: Heat

November 17, 2020by Dan Meier Leave a comment

“Wasn’t great” was Michael Owen’s two-word review of this 1995 showdown between the cop (Al Pacino), the thief (Robert De Niro), his wife (Diane Venora) and her lover (Xander Berkeley). […]

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#HateFilms: Cool Runnings

November 16, 2020by Dan Meier Leave a comment

To recap, we’re reviewing all the films that Michael Owen has been “forced to watch,” today’s being Cool Runnings. Or as Owen might say: “My wife and I watched that […]

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#HateFilms: Jurassic Park

November 15, 2020by Alex Chafey 1 Comment

In our third film which Michael Owen wishes-he-hadn’t-saurus, flea circus proprietor John Hammond (Richard Attenborough) behaves like a billionaire Justin Lee Collins as he sets out to bring back the […]

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#HateFilms: Ghost

November 14, 2020by Dan Meier Leave a comment

In 2014 Michael Owen tweeted that he’d only seen 8 films. And if you think that’s weird you should see Ghost. The late Patrick Swayze is a ghost in this […]

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#HateFilms: Forrest Gump

November 13, 2020by Dan Meier Leave a comment

Back in 2014, before we had COVID or Trump or Brexit to talk about, the news included the revelation that footballer Michael Owen had only watched 8 movies in his […]

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I’ve never seen…Crocodile Dundee

March 7, 2020by Alex Chafey Leave a comment

After hearing the tall tale of a man who was almost eaten by a croc, New York journalist Sue (Linda Kozlowski) heads to Australia to investigate in a flimsy pretext […]

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Screens of the Stone Age: 1,000,000 B.C.

February 27, 2020by Alex Chafey

Twenty-six years before One Million Years B.C., when Raquel Welch was still in fur diapers, came 1940’s 1,000,000 BC. This slice of cinematic prehistory follows much the same story as […]

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Screens of the Stone Age: Alpha

February 26, 2020by Alex Chafey 1 Comment

10,000 years before 10,000 BC, Alpha deals not just with early humans but early canines, as we discover how dogs became to man what diamonds are to girls. Like 10,000 […]

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Screens of the Stone Age: Year One

February 25, 2020by Dan Meier Leave a comment

Do you ever worry your skillset would have been useless in prehistoric times? Not me. I’d have been a pun-ter gatherer. Judd Apatow does Life of Brian in this 2009 […]

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