Saw V
Agent Strahm (Scott Patterson) closes in on Jigsaw’s apprentice Detective Hoffman (Costas Mandylor) in this cop-on-cop sequel they should have called Interminable Affairs. By 2008 the Saw timeline had become […]
Monthly Archives: May 2026
Inside
Stuck in her house on Christmas Eve, a pregnant woman (Alysson Paradis) is attacked by a scissors-wielding maniac (Béatrice Dalle) in this French horror movie they should have called Panic […]
Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget
Everyone’s favourite plasticine chicken is back! But enough about Brexit’s impact on UK food standards. Here’s the 2023 Netflix sequel to Chicken Run. Having eggscaped the evil cluckches of Mrs. […]
The Devil Wears Prada 2
Between the new Westlife album and the return of The Devil Wears Prada, it feels like we’ve woken up in 2006 – so please be vigilant if anyone offers you […]
The Philadelphia Story
A journalist (James Stewart) gatecrashes a socialite’s (Katharine Hepburn) wedding plans in this 1940 comedy they should have called Say Yes to the Press. Representing screwball comedy at its finest, […]
Hokum
An American writer and alcoholic (Parks and Recreation‘s Adam Scott) travels to Ireland to lay his parents’ ashes, and winds up in a hotel ostensibly haunted by a witch, in […]
Screen Goblin 