Heretic
A pair of Mormon missionaries (Sophie Thatcher and Chloe East) are locked in a malevolent man’s (Hugh Grant) house in this preachy horror movie they should have called The Book […]
Monthly Archives: November 2024
50 Shades of Grey
A student (Dakota Johnson) falls for a wealthy businessman (Jamie Dornan) with a fetish for spanking women with unflattering fringes. Sam Taylor-Johnson’s 2015 adaptation of E. L. James’ bestseller is […]
The Purge
James DeMonaco’s 2013 home invasion flick introduces the eponymous policy, whereby all crime is legal for one night each year; a policy that has eradicated unemployment and poverty for reasons […]
Gladiator 2
Sixteen years since Maximus Decimus Meridius set Rome free, tyranny reins again and a new gladiator steps into the ring to shake off the shackles of oppression. This time it’s […]
Gladiator
Betrayed by the conniving Emperor Commodus (Joaquin Phoenix), Roman general Maximus Decimus Meridius (Russell Crowe) is sold into glad rags like Ben-Hur, Spartacus, Conan the Barbarian and Anakin Skywalker before him. […]
Paddington in Peru
Paddington (Ben Whishaw) swaps the bathroom basin for the Amazon basin in this Peru-based romp that sends a series already past its prime further south. The Paddington films bear a […]
The Debuts
This hour-long documentary follows 6 comedians (including Amy Gledhill, Josh Jones and Sikisa) bringing their debut shows to the Edinburgh Fringe in 2022. Directed by stand-up and filmmaker Stuart Laws […]
Paddington 2
Paddington (Ben Whishaw) ends up a bear behind bars after falsely being caught red-hatted stealing an antique from an irritating Jim Broadbent. This 2017 sequel bearnefits from Wes Anderson visuals […]
I’ve Never Seen… Paddington
10 years since the release of Paddington, it seems everyone has seen the pro-immigration bear movie except us and successive British governments. Paul King’s caniform classic follows a marmalade-loving bear […]
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