The Conference
Municipal employees on a team-building retreat are targeted by a killer in this Swedish horror/comedy they should have called Parks and Mutilation. Patrik Eklund’s satirical slasher plays out like a […]
Author Archives: Dan Meier
Smile 2
The scary face from 2022 horror snooze Smile returns to make pop star Skye (Naomi Scott) hallucinate that people are smiling at any point during this film. Even horror fans […]
The Columnist
A columnist (Katja Herbers) takes revenge on her Twitter trolls in the 2019 Dutch dark comedy they should have called Doom Scroll. Ivo van Aart keeps the satire straight and […]
Signs
Mel Gibson plays a dad, priest and farmer visited by aliens in this 2002 M. Night Shyamalan flick he should have called Father Father Farmer Sky. This farm-based thriller finds […]
Terrifier 3
Art the Clown returns to wreak yuletide havoc in this festive threequel they should have called Christmas Mime: Missing Toes and Crime. Five years after surviving the Art attack of […]
Terrifier 2
Art the Clown is back in Damien Leone’s two-hour-twenty coulrophobic epic. One year after the Halloween massacre of Terrifier, Art (David Howard Thornton) starts nosing around a recently bereaved family, […]
The Strangers: Chapter 1
People needed another The Strangers movie like a bag on the head, but Mr. Potato Sack is back in burlap to wreak hessian havoc on a bland new couple. The […]
Point Break
When the FBI suspect a surfer gang of perpetrating a string of bank robberies, rookie agent Johnny Utah (Keanu Reeves) must go undercover for some covert surfing – or incognito […]
The Substance
After being fired from her aerobics TV show on her 50th birthday, Elizabeth Sparkle (Demi Moore) takes a mysterious cloning serum (a Dolly mixture?) that creates a younger version of […]
Terrifier
When two friends (Jenna Kanell and Catherine Corcoran) encounter a silent clown about town (David Howard Thornton) on their way home from a party, their Halloween night quickly goes from Pennywise […]
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