Joy to the World
In Hulu’s festive rom-com, Joy (Emmanuelle Chriqui) is a celebrity lifestyle writer whose career is built on her domestic goddess image. But when a TV crew inexplicably invites itself to […]
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Blood Rage
In honour of Thanksgiving, it is time to look back on a much less popular American massacre. Blood Rage is a 1987 slasher flick about a Thanksgiving killing spree that […]
The Prowler (1981)
In 1945, a spurned soldier kills his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend at her graduation dance. 35 years later, the town holds its first graduation ball since that fateful night, […]
The Day After Tomorrow
Donald Trump enthusiast Dennis Quaid stars in this 2004 climate change disaster movie they should have called Cloudy with a Chance of Meatheads. In hindsight it is ironic that Quaid […]
Weapons
Seventeen kids from the same third-grade class go missing one night in this stuper-natural horror film they should have called Children of the Dumbed. Weapons opens with a child (presumably […]
Dangerous Animals
A surfer named Zephyr (Hassie Harrison) is abducted by a seafaring serial killer called Tucker (Jai Courtney) who feeds his victims to sharks, in this survival horror flick they should […]
Good Boy
Chronically ill Todd (Shane Jensen) moves to a haunted cabin with his dog Indy (Indy) in this horror movie they should have called Chihuahuanormal Activity. Good Boy follows in the […]
Sabotage (1936)
Not to be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Sabotage or Alfred Hitchcock’s Saboteur, Alfred Hitchcock’s Sabotage is a 1936 thriller about terrorists targeting Piccadilly Circus with the unthinkable aim of causing […]
Dead of Winter
Barb Sorenson’s (Emma Thompson) ice fishing trip is rudely interrupted by a kidnapping, in this survival thriller they should have called Deadliest Catch. Dead of Winter proudly references Fargo in […]
M3GAN 2.0
Two years ago, killer doll movie M3GAN captured the public mood around AI by invading social media and being generally annoying. Now the tech bro pin-up is back in this […]
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