28 Years Later
23 years after 28 Days Later comes premature post-apocalyptic threequel 28 Years Later, set in a dystopian Britain that remains under quarantine while the Rage Virus has been eradicated in continental […]
Author Archives: Dan Meier
28 Weeks Later
The survivors of 28 Days Later‘s zombie outbreak are safely sheltered in a US military-controlled Canary Wharf, until the Rage Virus comes back (presumably on the DLR), causing the biggest […]
Ready or Not
A newlywed (Samara Weaving) gets a taste of the Meghan Markle lifestyle when she discovers that marrying into a family of elitist murderous leeches also has its downsides. Six years […]
Event Horizon
On a rescue mission to recover a spaceship in orbit around Neptune, a crew of astronauts discover the dangers of venturing beyond Uranus. A box office disaster and subsequent cult […]
The Ballad of Wallis Island
A musician (Tom Basden) arrives on a remote island to play an exclusive gig, only to find his millionaire host (Tim Key) may have used some poetic licence. Essentially a […]
Six
The six wives of Henry VIII hold a singing competition in this West End musical they should have called The Ex-Factor. Or The Tudorvision Song Contest. Or The Reformation Eras […]
Housebound
A woman under house arrest begins to suspect her family home is haunted in this 2014 New Zealand horror/comedy they should have called Rear ASBO. Available on iPlayer, Housebound draws […]
The Deep Blue Sea
Not to be confused with 1999 shark movie Deep Blue Sea, The Deep Blue Sea is a 2011 drama about a married woman (Rachel Weisz) who suffers a fate worse […]
Old
Holidaymakers with various medical conditions head to a luxury resort and wind up stranded on a beach (and film) that accelerates the ageing process. Known colloquially as The Beach That […]
Final Destination Bloodlines
Death comes out of the retirement it has enjoyed since killing all those celebrities in 2016 for another Final Destination movie, a prospect the world needed like a stray tyre […]
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