Jeepers Creepers
When driving home for spring break, two siblings (Gina Philips and Justin Long) encounter a demonic figure lining a church basement with corpses, in this 2001 horror flick they should have […]
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F*** Marry Kill
F*** Marry Kill gives Champagne Problems a run for its money as the worst title of 2025, not least because it is displayed simply as F Marry Kill, which sounds […]
Guys and Dolls
Broadway hustler Nathan Detroit (Frank Sinatra) bets high-flying gambler Sky Masterson (Marlon Brando) that he cannot take Christian missionary Sergeant Sarah Brown (Jean Simmons) on a date, in this 1955 […]
Miss Congeniality
When a terrorist threatens to bomb the Miss United States pageant, a tomboy undercover agent (Sandra Bullock) must convince America she is a beauty queen, or risks bringing the pageant […]
Krampus
A family accidentally summons the horniest Christmas devil since your mum. 2015’s Krampus was far from the first time the anti-Santa from German folklore had appeared in a festive horror […]
Champagne Problems
An executive (Minka Kelly) at American conglomerate The Roth Group travels to France to acquire a renowned yet struggling champagne business, in this Netflix rom-com they should have called The […]
The Strangers – Chapter 2
Fans of inconsistent punctuation will be pleased to know last year’s The Strangers: Chapter 1 has a sequel called The Strangers – Chapter 2, presumably because the first one was […]
Brahms: The Boy II
After a home invasion renders their son (Christopher Convery) mute, a traumatised family leaves London for somewhere they feel safe: an isolated mansion in the woods whose previous inhabitants killed […]
Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025)
Having run out of good films to remake, the movie industry resorts to the more sensible option of remaking films that were rubbish the first time round. The latest reboot […]
Coyote Ugly
Violet (Piper Perabo) leaves New Jersey for New York to pursue her dream of becoming a songwriter but ends up working at a dive bar in this 2000 drama they […]
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