Brahms: The Boy II
After a home invasion renders their son (Christopher Convery) mute, a traumatised family leaves London for somewhere they feel safe: an isolated mansion in the woods whose previous inhabitants killed […]
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Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025)
Having run out of good films to remake, the movie industry resorts to the more sensible option of remaking films that were rubbish the first time round. The latest reboot […]
Coyote Ugly
Violet (Piper Perabo) leaves New Jersey for New York to pursue her dream of becoming a songwriter but ends up working at a dive bar in this 2000 drama they […]
Catering Christmas
A struggling caterer (Merritt Patterson) falls for the reluctant heir to a family fortune (Daniel Lissing) in this 2022 made-for-TV Christmas romance they should have called Nepo Baby It’s Cold […]
Joy to the World
In Hulu’s festive rom-com, Joy (Emmanuelle Chriqui) is a celebrity lifestyle writer whose career is built on her domestic goddess image. But when a TV crew inexplicably invites itself to […]
Blood Rage
In honour of Thanksgiving, it is time to look back on a much less popular American massacre. Blood Rage is a 1987 slasher flick about a Thanksgiving killing spree that […]
The Prowler (1981)
In 1945, a spurned soldier kills his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend at her graduation dance. 35 years later, the town holds its first graduation ball since that fateful night, […]
The Day After Tomorrow
Donald Trump enthusiast Dennis Quaid stars in this 2004 climate change disaster movie they should have called Cloudy with a Chance of Meatheads. In hindsight it is ironic that Quaid […]
Weapons
Seventeen kids from the same third-grade class go missing one night in this stuper-natural horror film they should have called Children of the Dumbed. Weapons opens with a child (presumably […]
Dangerous Animals
A surfer named Zephyr (Hassie Harrison) is abducted by a seafaring serial killer called Tucker (Jai Courtney) who feeds his victims to sharks, in this survival horror flick they should […]
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