F*** Marry Kill
F*** Marry Kill gives Champagne Problems a run for its money as the worst title of 2025, not least because it is displayed simply as F Marry Kill, which sounds […]
Tag Archives: 2020s
Avatar: Fire and Ash
Following in the soggy footsteps of Way of Water, in Avatar’s third instalment the Na’vi are Na’viing the sky people are back again again, and Eywa continues to move in […]
Champagne Problems
An executive (Minka Kelly) at American conglomerate The Roth Group travels to France to acquire a renowned yet struggling champagne business, in this Netflix rom-com they should have called The […]
The Strangers – Chapter 2
Fans of inconsistent punctuation will be pleased to know last year’s The Strangers: Chapter 1 has a sequel called The Strangers – Chapter 2, presumably because the first one was […]
Brahms: The Boy II
After a home invasion renders their son (Christopher Convery) mute, a traumatised family leaves London for somewhere they feel safe: an isolated mansion in the woods whose previous inhabitants killed […]
Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025)
Having run out of good films to remake, the movie industry resorts to the more sensible option of remaking films that were rubbish the first time round. The latest reboot […]
Catering Christmas
A struggling caterer (Merritt Patterson) falls for the reluctant heir to a family fortune (Daniel Lissing) in this 2022 made-for-TV Christmas romance they should have called Nepo Baby It’s Cold […]
Joy to the World
In Hulu’s festive rom-com, Joy (Emmanuelle Chriqui) is a celebrity lifestyle writer whose career is built on her domestic goddess image. But when a TV crew inexplicably invites itself to […]
Weapons
Seventeen kids from the same third-grade class go missing one night in this stuper-natural horror film they should have called Children of the Dumbed. Weapons opens with a child (presumably […]
Dangerous Animals
A surfer named Zephyr (Hassie Harrison) is abducted by a seafaring serial killer called Tucker (Jai Courtney) who feeds his victims to sharks, in this survival horror flick they should […]
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