Brahms: The Boy II
After a home invasion renders their son (Christopher Convery) mute, a traumatised family leaves London for somewhere they feel safe: an isolated mansion in the woods whose previous inhabitants killed […]
Tag Archives: 2020s
Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025)
Having run out of good films to remake, the movie industry resorts to the more sensible option of remaking films that were rubbish the first time round. The latest reboot […]
Catering Christmas
A struggling caterer (Merritt Patterson) falls for the reluctant heir to a family fortune (Daniel Lissing) in this 2022 made-for-TV Christmas romance they should have called Nepo Baby It’s Cold […]
Joy to the World
In Hulu’s festive rom-com, Joy (Emmanuelle Chriqui) is a celebrity lifestyle writer whose career is built on her domestic goddess image. But when a TV crew inexplicably invites itself to […]
Weapons
Seventeen kids from the same third-grade class go missing one night in this stuper-natural horror film they should have called Children of the Dumbed. Weapons opens with a child (presumably […]
Dangerous Animals
A surfer named Zephyr (Hassie Harrison) is abducted by a seafaring serial killer called Tucker (Jai Courtney) who feeds his victims to sharks, in this survival horror flick they should […]
Good Boy
Chronically ill Todd (Shane Jensen) moves to a haunted cabin with his dog Indy (Indy) in this horror movie they should have called Chihuahuanormal Activity. Good Boy follows in the […]
Dead of Winter
Barb Sorenson’s (Emma Thompson) ice fishing trip is rudely interrupted by a kidnapping, in this survival thriller they should have called Deadliest Catch. Dead of Winter proudly references Fargo in […]
M3GAN 2.0
Two years ago, killer doll movie M3GAN captured the public mood around AI by invading social media and being generally annoying. Now the tech bro pin-up is back in this […]
Spinal Tap II: The End Continues
Legendary rockers Spinal Tap embark on their difficult second movie for a difficult second time (following 1994‘s largely forgotten The Return of Spinal Tap). After the unexpected success of the first […]
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