The Goblin Awards 2026
After a year off due to poor ratings (ie. we forgot the Oscars were happening), the Goblin Awards relaunches on a new broadcast home, YouTube, allowing viewers to easily switch […]
After a year off due to poor ratings (ie. we forgot the Oscars were happening), the Goblin Awards relaunches on a new broadcast home, YouTube, allowing viewers to easily switch […]
The Ghostface killer finally moves from landlines to video calls for terrorising teenagers, in this latest case of tech companies enabling teenage deaths. Even for people who have been following […]
This latest adaptation of Emily Brontë’s West Yorkshire drama follows Cathy (Margot Robbie) and Heathcliff (Jacob Elordi) from childhood to adultery. An Emerald Fennell (Promising Young Woman, Saltburn) version of […]
A table tennis player (Timothée Chalamet) in 1952 goes from zero to sub-zero in this sports comedy/drama they should have called Raging Balls. Marty Supreme sees director Josh Safdie and […]
Leonardo DiCaprio has a date with a 16-year-old when his teenage daughter (Chase Infiniti) is kidnapped by a corrupt military officer (Sean Penn). Paul Thomas Anderson updates Thomas Pynchon’s post-Nixon […]
A teenager (Kiernan Shipka) travels back in time to 1987 to stop a serial killer from terrorising big-haired high school girls, in this 2023 horror/comedy they should have called Terminator […]
F*** Marry Kill gives Champagne Problems a run for its money as the worst title of 2025, not least because it is displayed simply as F Marry Kill, which sounds […]
Following in the soggy footsteps of Way of Water, in Avatar’s third instalment the Na’vi are Na’viing the sky people are back again again, and Eywa continues to move in […]
An executive (Minka Kelly) at American conglomerate The Roth Group travels to France to acquire a renowned yet struggling champagne business, in this Netflix rom-com they should have called The […]
Fans of inconsistent punctuation will be pleased to know last year’s The Strangers: Chapter 1 has a sequel called The Strangers – Chapter 2, presumably because the first one was […]