The Substance
After being fired from her aerobics TV show on her 50th birthday, Elizabeth Sparkle (Demi Moore) takes a mysterious cloning serum (a Dolly mixture?) that creates a younger version of […]
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The Goblin Awards 2024
We are pleased to announce this Goblin Awards ceremony is to be televised for the first time as part of a long-term contract with TalkTV! Oh. Never mind. Bad Film, […]
Godzilla Minus One
Godzilla Minus One is the 37th movie in the kaiju franchise, which is considered one of the longest film series of all time by sexists intent on overlooking Barbie, the […]
Barbie
Greta Gerwig goes from Little Women to even littler women in Barbie, the most hyped 43rd film in a franchise ever seen. Essentially a live-action Toy Story, it sees the […]
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