Terrifier 3
Art the Clown returns to wreak yuletide havoc in this festive threequel they should have called Christmas Mime: Missing Toes and Crime. Five years after surviving the Art attack of […]
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Terrifier 2
Art the Clown is back in Damien Leone’s two-hour-twenty coulrophobic epic. One year after the Halloween massacre of Terrifier, Art (David Howard Thornton) starts nosing around a recently bereaved family, […]
The Strangers: Chapter 1
People needed another The Strangers movie like a bag on the head, but Mr. Potato Sack is back in burlap to wreak hessian havoc on a bland new couple. The […]
Point Break
When the FBI suspect a surfer gang of perpetrating a string of bank robberies, rookie agent Johnny Utah (Keanu Reeves) must go undercover for some covert surfing – or incognito […]
The Substance
After being fired from her aerobics TV show on her 50th birthday, Elizabeth Sparkle (Demi Moore) takes a mysterious cloning serum (a Dolly mixture?) that creates a younger version of […]
Terrifier
When two friends (Jenna Kanell and Catherine Corcoran) encounter a silent clown about town (David Howard Thornton) on their way home from a party, their Halloween night quickly goes from Pennywise […]
The First Omen
Rome, 1971. Two scantily clad nuns (?) head to their local disco to dance to music that wouldn’t be released for another few years; the first omen that this prequel […]
The Coffee Table
This is a Spanish black comedy about a dysfunctional couple (Estefanía de los Santos and David Pareja) who get into a row over the husband’s impulsive purchase: an unbreakable coffee […]
No Way Up
No Way Up concerns a plane that crash-lands in the Pacific Ocean, where it is set upon by sharks presumably attracted to its slippery tail fin. The trailer for this […]
Escape Room: Tournament of Champions
The sequel to one of the many escape room-themed thrillers that came out between 2017 and 2019, Sony’s Escape Room: Tournament of Champions is not to be confused with Taskmaster: […]
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