Devil
Five strangers are trapped in a lift where one of them is the actual Devil, in this M. Night Shyamalan-produced thriller they should have called Hellevator. Shyamalan opted not to […]
Tag Archives: Dan Meier
The Hating Game
Following a merger between their two firms, short publishing assistant Lucy (Lucy Hale) falls for her tall work rival Josh (Austin Stowell) in this Christmas rom-com they should have called […]
Flight Risk
The Accountant meets Plane in this Mel Gibson-directed thriller about an accountant on a plane. In a rare title role, Topher Grace is Flight Risk AKA Winston, an accountant turned […]
I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)
The most dangerous bend in America takes another life in this sequel to the 1997 slasher flick of the same name. They should have called it 28 Years Later. This […]
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Zack Snyder takes the survivors of a zombie outbreak to a deserted shopping mall and loots George A. Romero’s Dawn of the Dead in this 2004 remake. It takes a […]
Martin
George A. Romero moves vampires from Transylvania to Pennsylvania (via Indiana) in this 1977 horror he should have called Interstate with the Vampire. Romero does for vampires what he previously […]
I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
Eight years after I Know What You Did Last Summer, the fisherman killer has passed into folklore, described in hushed tones as “like Jack the Ripper except he never got […]
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
One year on from the massacre of I Know What You Did Last Summer, the evil fisherman is back in a futile attempt to reclaim his perch as the most […]
Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
Actress Pepa Marcos (Carmen Maura) tries to track down her flighty lover (Fernando Guillén) in Pedro Almodóvar’s tall glass of crazy from 1988. We meet the theatrical characters at work […]
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Four teenagers (Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillippe and Freddie Prinze Jr.) accidentally run someone over and dump his body in the ocean in this 1997 slasher they should have called […]
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