Godzilla vs. Megalon
It is fun to imagine there is someone in the world who has stumbled across Godzilla vs. Megalon expecting another serious reckoning with Japan’s nuclear holocaust, only to be confronted […]
Tag Archives: Dan Meier
Saw III
Saw III returns to the bathroom where it happened for a torture-based medical soap opera they should have called Back to the Suture. For a film that literally nobody is […]
Dead Mail
The Coen brothers meet the Chemical Brothers in this 2024 thriller about a Midwestern music enthusiast (John Fleck) who kidnaps a talented synthesiser engineer (Sterling Macer Jr.). They should have […]
28 Years Later
23 years after 28 Days Later comes premature post-apocalyptic threequel 28 Years Later, set in a dystopian Britain that remains under quarantine while the Rage Virus has been eradicated in continental […]
28 Weeks Later
The survivors of 28 Days Later‘s zombie outbreak are safely sheltered in a US military-controlled Canary Wharf, until the Rage Virus comes back (presumably on the DLR), causing the biggest […]
Ready or Not
A newlywed (Samara Weaving) gets a taste of the Meghan Markle lifestyle when she discovers that marrying into a family of elitist murderous leeches also has its downsides. Six years […]
Event Horizon
On a rescue mission to recover a spaceship in orbit around Neptune, a crew of astronauts discover the dangers of venturing beyond Uranus. A box office disaster and subsequent cult […]
The Ballad of Wallis Island
A musician (Tom Basden) arrives on a remote island to play an exclusive gig, only to find his millionaire host (Tim Key) may have used some poetic licence. Essentially a […]
Six
The six wives of Henry VIII hold a singing competition in this West End musical they should have called The Ex-Factor. Or The Tudorvision Song Contest. Or The Reformation Eras […]
Housebound
A woman under house arrest begins to suspect her family home is haunted in this 2014 New Zealand horror/comedy they should have called Rear ASBO. Available on iPlayer, Housebound draws […]
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