Ice Cream Man (2026)
An evil ice cream man (Ari Millen) turns a town’s children into adult-killing monsters in this slasher flick they should have called Children of the Cornetto. In a cynical attempt […]
Tag Archives: Eli Roth
Hostel
A pair of horny US college students (Jay Hernandez and Derek Richardson) go backpacking across Europe and end up in a Slovakian slaughterhouse, in this 2005 torture porno they should have […]
Thanksgiving
This slasher flick concerns a stampede at a Black Friday sale, a familiar image for anyone who has visited a Westfield or read the short story I wrote 3 years […]
Cabin Fever
Ho ho ho! That’s quite enough of that, on with the review. A group of unpleasant teenagers head out for a vacation in a cabin in the woods, only to […]
