Bermuda Tentacles
When flying over the Bermuda Triangle, Air Force One is attacked by giant sea tentacles, in this 2014 Syfy channel original that finally answers the mystery of what happened to Linda […]
Author Archives: Dan Meier
Angel’s Egg
Ten years before Ghost in the Shell, Mamoru Oshii got his first taste of shell-based sci-fi in this 1985 anime about a girl (Mako Hyōdō) protecting a big egg, presumably […]
Obsession
When a lovesick loser (Michael Johnston) wishes his crush (Inde Navarrette) would fall madly in love with him, he unwittingly unleashes a curse that makes Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau look […]
The Strangers – Chapter 3
Maya (Madelaine Petsch) finally unmasks sack-headed serial killer Scarecrow (Gabriel Basso), presumably so she can use it do to her grocery shopping. The Strangers – Chapter 3 (which Prime Video […]
The Silence of the Lambs
On the hunt for a serial killer known as Buffalo Bill (Ted Levine), FBI trainee Clarice Starling (Jodie Foster) seeks guidance from psychiatrist, cannibal and fava bean fan Hannibal Lecter […]
Saw V
Agent Strahm (Scott Patterson) closes in on Jigsaw’s apprentice Detective Hoffman (Costas Mandylor) in this cop-on-cop sequel they should have called Interminable Affairs. By 2008 the Saw timeline had become […]
Inside
Stuck in her house on Christmas Eve, a pregnant woman (Alysson Paradis) is attacked by a scissors-wielding maniac (Béatrice Dalle) in this French horror movie they should have called Panic […]
Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget
Everyone’s favourite plasticine chicken is back! But enough about Brexit’s impact on UK food standards. Here’s the 2023 Netflix sequel to Chicken Run. Having eggscaped the evil cluckches of Mrs. […]
The Devil Wears Prada 2
Between the new Westlife album and the return of The Devil Wears Prada, it feels like we’ve woken up in 2006 – so please be vigilant if anyone offers you […]
The Philadelphia Story
A journalist (James Stewart) gatecrashes a socialite’s (Katharine Hepburn) wedding plans in this 1940 comedy they should have called Say Yes to the Press. Representing screwball comedy at its finest, […]
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