The Blackening
Bodies Bodies Bodies meets Bitch Ass in this horror/comedy about the most racist board game since Trump: The Game. The Blackening looks designed to skewer black representation in the horror […]
Category Archives: New Releases
The Nun II: Back in the Habit
Valak the demon nun is back to wreak Mass boredom on a French monastery in this Holy Seequel to The Nun; putting the con in convent since 2018. I haven’t […]
FrightFest 2023: Departing Seniors
Days before graduation, a set of high school bullies are given a bloody send-off by a masked killer in indie slasher Departing Seniors; a punny title likely lost on British […]
FrightFest 2023: New Life
When Jess (Hayley Erin) goes on the run from a mysterious organisation, they send special agent Elsa (Sonya Walger) to pursue her. Knowing people called Elsa’s distaste for letting things […]
Meg 2: The Trench
Just when you thought Ben Wheatley’s career couldn’t get any more depressing after the Netflix remake of Rebecca, the British director sinks to new depths with this sequel to 2018 […]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
The sarcastic joke that spawned a franchise, the pizza-loving posse are back in this animated outing from The Mitchells vs. the Machines director Jeff Rowe. Presumably Jon Turteltaub was busy. […]
Barbie
Greta Gerwig goes from Little Women to even littler women in Barbie, the most hyped 43rd film in a franchise ever seen. Essentially a live-action Toy Story, it sees the […]
Talk to Me
Demonic possession is the latest viral craze sweeping the Adelaide suburbs in new horror flick Talk to Me. Local teenagers are going to possession parties where holding a severed, embalmed […]
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
A lot has changed since we last met Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford). His marriage to Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen) is a relic of the past, widely-loved son Mutt (Shia LeBoeuf) […]
Reality
This drama recounts the 2017 arrest of the NSA whistleblower with the unlikely name Reality Winner, hopefully paving the way for a movie about Cherries Waffles Tennis. The film does […]
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