The Conference
Municipal employees on a team-building retreat are targeted by a killer in this Swedish horror/comedy they should have called Parks and Mutilation. Patrik Eklund’s satirical slasher plays out like a […]
Category Archives: New Releases
Smile 2
The scary face from 2022 horror snooze Smile returns to make pop star Skye (Naomi Scott) hallucinate that people are smiling at any point during this film. Even horror fans […]
Terrifier 3
Art the Clown returns to wreak yuletide havoc in this festive threequel they should have called Christmas Mime: Missing Toes and Crime. Five years after surviving the Art attack of […]
The Strangers: Chapter 1
People needed another The Strangers movie like a bag on the head, but Mr. Potato Sack is back in burlap to wreak hessian havoc on a bland new couple. The […]
The Substance
After being fired from her aerobics TV show on her 50th birthday, Elizabeth Sparkle (Demi Moore) takes a mysterious cloning serum (a Dolly mixture?) that creates a younger version of […]
The First Omen
Rome, 1971. Two scantily clad nuns (?) head to their local disco to dance to music that wouldn’t be released for another few years; the first omen that this prequel […]
No Way Up
No Way Up concerns a plane that crash-lands in the Pacific Ocean, where it is set upon by sharks presumably attracted to its slippery tail fin. The trailer for this […]
In a Violent Nature
This Canadian slasher flick tells a classic camping trip massacre from the perspective of the guy doing the massacring (Ry Barrett). Chris Nash’s In a Violent Nature proves an interesting […]
Trap
Months after producing his daughter’s first directorial feature (The Watched), M. Night Shyamalan launches his other daughter’s pop career in this thriller they should have called Attack of the Nepo […]
Only the River Flows
When dead bodies start washing up on the riverbank, a police detective (Zhu Yilong) loses sight of whether he is solving a case or abetting a cover-up, like a Chinese […]
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