Obsession
When a lovesick loser (Michael Johnston) wishes his crush (Inde Navarrette) would fall madly in love with him, he unwittingly unleashes a curse that makes Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau look […]
Category Archives: New Releases
The Strangers – Chapter 3
Maya (Madelaine Petsch) finally unmasks sack-headed serial killer Scarecrow (Gabriel Basso), presumably so she can use it do to her grocery shopping. The Strangers – Chapter 3 (which Prime Video […]
The Devil Wears Prada 2
Between the new Westlife album and the return of The Devil Wears Prada, it feels like we’ve woken up in 2006 – so please be vigilant if anyone offers you […]
Hokum
An American writer and alcoholic (Parks and Recreation‘s Adam Scott) travels to Ireland to lay his parents’ ashes, and winds up in a hotel ostensibly haunted by a witch, in […]
The Drama
When an engaged couple (Zendaya and Robert Pattinson) drunkenly decide to reveal the worst things they have ever done, they discover the fastest method of ruining a wedding that doesn’t involve Mr. […]
Molly vs The Machines
Molly vs The Machines is a Channel 4 documentary about the death of Molly Russell, the 14-year-old British girl who killed herself after being bombarded with self-harm and suicide content on […]
KPop Demon Hunters
A K-pop girl group who fight demons meet their greatest challenge yet when the forces of darkness unleash a demonic boy band, just like Mumford & Sons. It is hard […]
Scream 7
The Ghostface killer finally moves from landlines to video calls for terrorising teenagers, in this latest case of tech companies enabling teenage deaths. Even for people who have been following […]
Wuthering Heights (2026)
This latest adaptation of Emily Brontë’s West Yorkshire drama follows Cathy (Margot Robbie) and Heathcliff (Jacob Elordi) from childhood to adultery. An Emerald Fennell (Promising Young Woman, Saltburn) version of […]
Marty Supreme
A table tennis player (Timothée Chalamet) in 1952 goes from zero to sub-zero in this sports comedy/drama they should have called Raging Balls. Marty Supreme sees director Josh Safdie and […]
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