Scream 7
The Ghostface killer finally moves from landlines to video calls for terrorising teenagers, in this latest case of tech companies enabling teenage deaths. Even for people who have been following […]
Category Archives: New Releases
Wuthering Heights (2026)
This latest adaptation of Emily Brontë’s West Yorkshire drama follows Cathy (Margot Robbie) and Heathcliff (Jacob Elordi) from childhood to adultery. An Emerald Fennell (Promising Young Woman, Saltburn) version of […]
Marty Supreme
A table tennis player (Timothée Chalamet) in 1952 goes from zero to sub-zero in this sports comedy/drama they should have called Raging Balls. Marty Supreme sees director Josh Safdie and […]
One Battle After Another
Leonardo DiCaprio has a date with a 16-year-old when his teenage daughter (Chase Infiniti) is kidnapped by a corrupt military officer (Sean Penn). Paul Thomas Anderson updates Thomas Pynchon’s post-Nixon […]
F*** Marry Kill
F*** Marry Kill gives Champagne Problems a run for its money as the worst title of 2025, not least because it is displayed simply as F Marry Kill, which sounds […]
Avatar: Fire and Ash
Following in the soggy footsteps of Way of Water, in Avatar’s third instalment the Na’vi are Na’viing the sky people are back again again, and Eywa continues to move in […]
Champagne Problems
An executive (Minka Kelly) at American conglomerate The Roth Group travels to France to acquire a renowned yet struggling champagne business, in this Netflix rom-com they should have called The […]
The Strangers – Chapter 2
Fans of inconsistent punctuation will be pleased to know last year’s The Strangers: Chapter 1 has a sequel called The Strangers – Chapter 2, presumably because the first one was […]
Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025)
Having run out of good films to remake, the movie industry resorts to the more sensible option of remaking films that were rubbish the first time round. The latest reboot […]
Joy to the World
In Hulu’s festive rom-com, Joy (Emmanuelle Chriqui) is a celebrity lifestyle writer whose career is built on her domestic goddess image. But when a TV crew inexplicably invites itself to […]
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