Conclave
The Pope lies dead. Cardinals assemble to jostle for his vacant slot without appearing to want it too much, like strategically shuffling towards the exit twenty minutes before the end […]
Category Archives: New Releases
The Merry Gentlemen
Ashley (Britt Robertson) organises a male strip show to save her parents’ bar in this festive Netflix romcom they should have called The Lap-land Dancers. The movie opens with Ashley […]
Something in the Water
In this British survival thriller, a group of friends reunite in the West Indies for a pre-wedding boat trip that quickly turns from hen do to shark don’t. Something in […]
Heretic
A pair of Mormon missionaries (Sophie Thatcher and Chloe East) are locked in a malevolent man’s (Hugh Grant) house in this preachy horror movie they should have called The Book […]
Gladiator 2
Sixteen years since Maximus Decimus Meridius set Rome free, tyranny reins again and a new gladiator steps into the ring to shake off the shackles of oppression. This time it’s […]
Paddington in Peru
Paddington (Ben Whishaw) swaps the bathroom basin for the Amazon basin in this Peru-based romp that sends a series already past its prime further south. The Paddington films bear a […]
The Debuts
This hour-long documentary follows 6 comedians (including Amy Gledhill, Josh Jones and Sikisa) bringing their debut shows to the Edinburgh Fringe in 2022. Directed by stand-up and filmmaker Stuart Laws […]
The Conference
Municipal employees on a team-building retreat are targeted by a killer in this Swedish horror/comedy they should have called Parks and Mutilation. Patrik Eklund’s satirical slasher plays out like a […]
Smile 2
The scary face from 2022 horror snooze Smile returns to make pop star Skye (Naomi Scott) hallucinate that people are smiling at any point during this film. Even horror fans […]
Terrifier 3
Art the Clown returns to wreak yuletide havoc in this festive threequel they should have called Christmas Mime: Missing Toes and Crime. Five years after surviving the Art attack of […]
