Love Lies Bleeding
Gym boss Louise (Kristen Stewart) falls for a bodybuilder (Katy O’Brian) and feebly covers up a crime in this thriller they should have called Dumb Belles. Kristen Stewart lesbian bodybuilding […]
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The Omen
An American ambassador (Gregory Peck) accidentally adopts the antichrist (Harvey Spencer Stephens) in this 1976 tale of diplomatic inanity. The Omen piggybacks on the success of The Exorcist and throws […]
Tarot
A pack of students finds a spooky deck of Tarot cards in the spooky basement of a spooky mansion, and soon their deadly premonitions come to life. Based on the […]
King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962)
Instead of subjecting ourselves to Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire, we look back on the original clash of these titans, the dawning of a feud between ancient rivals that […]
The Lodger: A Story of the London Fog
During a rash of murders of young blonde women in London, Daisy (June Tripp) finds herself torn between her Met policeman boyfriend (Malcolm Keen) and a solitary lodger (Ivor Novello). […]
Wicked Little Letters
Wicked Little Letters is a British comedy not to be confused with Pretty Little Liars, Big Little Lies or Wicked Little Lettuce, hopefully the next Liz Truss book. Based on […]
Monster (2023)
Monster is not to be confused with the homonymous Charlize Theron film which is about 20 years older and at least 20 times less Japanese. Like Rashomon meets Luce, this […]
Anything for Jackson
From the Hallmark duo behind Baby in a Manger comes this horror flick about a couple (Sheila McCarthy and Julian Richings) who kidnap a pregnant woman (Konstantina Mantelos) to use as […]
Immaculate
A nun (Sydney Sweeney) gets pregnant without having sex in this avowedly pro-choice horror flick they should have called Rosary’s Baby. Horror has such a serious nun habit right now […]
Late Night with the Devil
David Dastmalchian plays Jack Delroy, a late-night talk show host sick of coming second-place to Johnny Carson. In a desperate bid to boost ratings, the opportunistic presenter hosts an occultist […]
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