Dune: Part Two
Everyone’s favourite royal family is back, as Paul (not the bakery) fights to restore Dune (not the shoe shop) to its former glory as king of the high street. This […]
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Imaginary
From the studio behind The Scary Robot and The Scary Pool comes The Scary Bear, a girl-meets-teddy chiller so threadbear it bearly koalafies as a film. The ‘family moves house, […]
When Evil Lurks
A plague has pushed Argentina to the brink of collapse in this 2023 horror flick about two brothers (Ezequiel Rodríguez and Demián Salomon) who find that when society goes to hell, […]
Blast from the Past
A mad scientist and his pregnant wife (Christopher Walken and Sissy Spacek) retreat to their fallout shelter during the Cuban Missile Crisis. 35 years later, their now adult son Adam […]
Survival of the Dead
George A. Romero’s zombie saga takes an unexpectedly Irish turn in this final chapter they should have called St. Patrick’s Day of the Dead. In a first for the franchise, […]
Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging
Georgia Nicolson (Georgia Groome) is 14 going on incessantly about snogging in this 2008 adaptation of the UK’s 127th favourite book. I know I’m not the target audience for this […]
Catwoman
Halle Berry goes from Monster’s Ball to hairball in this piece of shit godawful movie – not my words, but those of one Halle Berry. Released two years after Berry’s […]
The Zone of Interest
Based on the real-life story of Auschwitz commander Rudolf Höss (Christian Friedel), The Zone of Interest follows Höss and his family as they live out their idyllic life, sharing nothing […]
Influencer
This 2022 thriller follows an influencer (Emily Tennant) who goes on holiday to Thailand and soon learns to live without her phone. Or food or water. Influencer starts interestingly enough, […]
Speak No Evil
A Danish couple (Morten Burian and Sidsel Siem Koch) meets a Dutch couple (Fedja van Huêt and Karina Smulders) on holiday in Italy. When their new friends invite them to stay […]
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