In Bruges
Irish hitmen Ray and Ken (Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson) are sent to Bruges in this black comedy they should have called Low Countries for Old Men. Martin McDonagh’s 2008 […]
Tag Archives: 2000s
Them
Claiming to be “based on real events” (which means it absolutely is not), Them follows a French couple (Olivia Bonamy and Michaël Cohen) in a country house in Romania, whose romantic meal […]
Joy Ride
Released the same year as Jeepers Creepers, this 2001 horror movie follows a pair of brothers (Paul Walker and Steve Zahn) who mess with the wrong truck driver in a CB […]
Saw VI
After sticking it to corrupt property developers in Saw V, John Kramer AKA Jigsaw (Tobin Bell) sets his sights on callous health insurance executives in Saw VI, before hopefully moving […]
Saw V
Agent Strahm (Scott Patterson) closes in on Jigsaw’s apprentice Detective Hoffman (Costas Mandylor) in this cop-on-cop sequel they should have called Interminable Affairs. By 2008 the Saw timeline had become […]
Inside
Stuck in her house on Christmas Eve, a pregnant woman (Alysson Paradis) is attacked by a scissors-wielding maniac (Béatrice Dalle) in this French horror movie they should have called Panic […]
The Host (2006)
Not to be confused with 2020 horror flick Host or 2013 Stephenie Meyer film The Host, 2006’s The Host is a Korean creature feature about a giant fishlike monster that […]
Mission: Impossible 2
In this 2000 sequel, Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) must stop an evil scotsman (Dougray Scott) from unleashing a deadly virus, lest anyone other than Paramount should profit from the release […]
Jeepers Creepers
When driving home for spring break, two siblings (Gina Philips and Justin Long) encounter a demonic figure lining a church basement with corpses, in this 2001 horror flick they should have […]
Miss Congeniality
When a terrorist threatens to bomb the Miss United States pageant, a tomboy undercover agent (Sandra Bullock) must convince America she is a beauty queen, or risks bringing the pageant […]
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