The Ballad of Wallis Island
A musician (Tom Basden) arrives on a remote island to play an exclusive gig, only to find his millionaire host (Tim Key) may have used some poetic licence. Essentially a […]
Tag Archives: 2020s
Old
Holidaymakers with various medical conditions head to a luxury resort and wind up stranded on a beach (and film) that accelerates the ageing process. Known colloquially as The Beach That […]
Final Destination Bloodlines
Death comes out of the retirement it has enjoyed since killing all those celebrities in 2016 for another Final Destination movie, a prospect the world needed like a stray tyre […]
Mickey 17
As part of a mission to colonise an ice planet in the year 2050, Mickey Barnes (Robert Pattinson) signs up to be an “Expendable” without reading the terms and conditions. […]
Drop
A first date gets a crash course in connectivity when Violet (Meghann Fahy) starts getting airdropped threatening messages from someone in the restaurant, in this high-concept thriller about dater protection. […]
Sinners
Michael B. Jordan plays identical twins opening a juke joint in 1930s Mississippi, in this blues-based vampire-western they should have called Michael B. Goode. Ryan Coogler spends the impressive first […]
Moonfall
Not a sequel to Skyfall, Moonfall is a Roland Emmerich flick about NASA rejects stopping the moon from colliding with Earth after discovering it is made of cheese. Only joking! […]
Kill
After his fiancée (Tanya Maniktala) is kidnapped by train robbers, a commando (Lakshya) seeks delay re-payback, in this 2023 Indian action movie. The tone of this film is as strained […]
Presence
Despite sharing its name with a Led Zeppelin album, Presence is a haunted house movie and not the Zeppelin documentary that came out the same week. They should have called […]
Heart Eyes
Heart Eyes is a Valentine’s Day-themed horror/comedy about a burgeoning couple (Olivia Holt and Mason Gooding) who think they’re in a bad rom-com only to discover they’re in a terrible […]
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