Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
The sarcastic joke that spawned a franchise, the pizza-loving posse are back in this animated outing from The Mitchells vs. the Machines director Jeff Rowe. Presumably Jon Turteltaub was busy. […]
Tag Archives: 2023
Barbie
Greta Gerwig goes from Little Women to even littler women in Barbie, the most hyped 43rd film in a franchise ever seen. Essentially a live-action Toy Story, it sees the […]
Talk to Me
Demonic possession is the latest viral craze sweeping the Adelaide suburbs in new horror flick Talk to Me. Local teenagers are going to possession parties where holding a severed, embalmed […]
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
A lot has changed since we last met Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford). His marriage to Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen) is a relic of the past, widely-loved son Mutt (Shia LeBoeuf) […]
Reality
This drama recounts the 2017 arrest of the NSA whistleblower with the unlikely name Reality Winner, hopefully paving the way for a movie about Cherries Waffles Tennis. The film does […]
Asteroid City
Arch-duke of whimsy and man who always looks like he’s auditioning for Doctor Who, Wes Anderson returns with this retrofuturist recreation of a play about an alien landing. And if […]
Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret
11-year-old Margaret (Abby Ryder Fortson) navigates puberty, religion and New Jersey (among other forms of knitwear) in this new adaptation of Judy Blume’s classic period drama. A groundbreaking novel in […]
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
The multiverse Spideys are back in this web-slinging, head-spinning sequel, sadly missing the opportunity for an updated theme song: Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Spider-Maaan, Spider-Man… you get the idea. Across […]
Missing
The latest instalment in the “screenlife” genre (where events take place entirely on screens) is a follow-up to 2018’s Searching, where a man used the internet to track down his […]
Evil Dead Rise
10 years since the Necronomicon last unleashed a torrent of boring on unsuspecting moviegoers, the Evil Dead are back in this perfunctory prequel. This time the Book of the Dead […]
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