Love Lies Bleeding
Gym boss Louise (Kristen Stewart) falls for a bodybuilder (Katy O’Brian) and feebly covers up a crime in this thriller they should have called Dumb Belles. Kristen Stewart lesbian bodybuilding […]
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Tarot
A pack of students finds a spooky deck of Tarot cards in the spooky basement of a spooky mansion, and soon their deadly premonitions come to life. Based on the […]
Wicked Little Letters
Wicked Little Letters is a British comedy not to be confused with Pretty Little Liars, Big Little Lies or Wicked Little Lettuce, hopefully the next Liz Truss book. Based on […]
Immaculate
A nun (Sydney Sweeney) gets pregnant without having sex in this avowedly pro-choice horror flick they should have called Rosary’s Baby. Horror has such a serious nun habit right now […]
Late Night with the Devil
David Dastmalchian plays Jack Delroy, a late-night talk show host sick of coming second-place to Johnny Carson. In a desperate bid to boost ratings, the opportunistic presenter hosts an occultist […]
Dune: Part Two
Everyone’s favourite royal family is back, as Paul (not the bakery) fights to restore Dune (not the shoe shop) to its former glory as king of the high street. This […]
Imaginary
From the studio behind The Scary Robot and The Scary Pool comes The Scary Bear, a girl-meets-teddy chiller so threadbear it bearly koalafies as a film. The ‘family moves house, […]
The Zone of Interest
Based on the real-life story of Auschwitz commander Rudolf Höss (Christian Friedel), The Zone of Interest follows Höss and his family as they live out their idyllic life, sharing nothing […]
Night Swim
The big brains at Blumhouse take another dive into their big bin marked “Things That ARe Scarey” (red doors, black phones, nuns etc.) and dredge up this wet attempt at making […]
One Life
One Life is the story of Kindertransport hero Nicholas Winton (Anthony Hopkins and Johnny Flynn), who helped rescue hundreds of Jewish children from Nazi-occupied Czechoslovakia then didn’t bother telling anyone […]
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