Hallow Road
A married couple (Rosamund Pike and Matthew Rhys) get a panicked phone call from their daughter (Megan McDonnell) saying she’s had a car accident in a forest, in this 2025 […]
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The Furious
Taken meets Tekken in this martial arts movie about a mute man (Xie Miao) rescuing his daughter (Yang Enyou) from child traffickers. From its opening title card, ‘Somewhere in Southeast Asia’, […]
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie
Matt and Jay try to get a show at the Rivoli… Canadian cult comedy TV series Nirvanna the Band the Show is almost impossible to describe, even though every episode […]
KPop Demon Hunters
A K-pop girl group who fight demons meet their greatest challenge yet when the forces of darkness unleash a demonic boy band, just like Mumford & Sons. It is hard […]
The Goblin Awards 2026
After a year off due to poor ratings (ie. we forgot the Oscars were happening), the Goblin Awards relaunches on a new broadcast home, YouTube, allowing viewers to easily switch […]
Marty Supreme
A table tennis player (Timothée Chalamet) in 1952 goes from zero to sub-zero in this sports comedy/drama they should have called Raging Balls. Marty Supreme sees director Josh Safdie and […]
One Battle After Another
Leonardo DiCaprio has a date with a 16-year-old when his teenage daughter (Chase Infiniti) is kidnapped by a corrupt military officer (Sean Penn). Paul Thomas Anderson updates Thomas Pynchon’s post-Nixon […]
F*** Marry Kill
F*** Marry Kill gives Champagne Problems a run for its money as the worst title of 2025, not least because it is displayed simply as F Marry Kill, which sounds […]
Avatar: Fire and Ash
Following in the soggy footsteps of Way of Water, in Avatar’s third instalment the Na’vi are Na’viing the sky people are back again again, and Eywa continues to move in […]
Champagne Problems
An executive (Minka Kelly) at American conglomerate The Roth Group travels to France to acquire a renowned yet struggling champagne business, in this Netflix rom-com they should have called The […]
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