Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
Tasked with rebooting a 1980s slasher franchise, Ava Daniels from Hacks (Hannah Einbinder) enters another complex relationship with an older woman (Gillian Anderson) in this indie oddity they should have […]
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Evil Dead Burn
A young woman (Souheila Yacoub) battles her demonically possessed in-laws in this Evil Dead sequel they should have called Deady or Not. If Evil Dead Burn can be summed up […]
The Odyssey
Christopher Nolan delivers the long-awaited sequel to the Iliad in this fantasy epic they should have called Troy Story 2. It takes a beat to get used to The Odyssey‘s […]
The Invite
A barely functioning couple (Olivia Wilde and Seth Rogen) invite their sexually liberated upstairs neighbours (Penélope Cruz and Edward Norton) over for Wilde’s most awkward dinner party since the Don’t […]
Ready or Not 2: Here I Come
Following the success of Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett’s brilliant horror/comedy Ready or Not, Searchlight Pictures asked them to shoot another script, whether it was ready or not. Picking up in the immediate […]
Hoppers
Not to be confused with Jodie Foster’s Beaver, this Pixar flick sees nature-loving Mabel (Piper Curda) stumble into the “Hoppers” programme, where a team of benevolent scientists hook themselves up […]
Obsession
When a lovesick loser (Michael Johnston) wishes his crush (Inde Navarrette) would fall madly in love with him, he unwittingly unleashes a curse that makes Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau look […]
The Strangers – Chapter 3
Maya (Madelaine Petsch) finally unmasks sack-headed serial killer Scarecrow (Gabriel Basso), presumably so she can use it do to her grocery shopping. The Strangers – Chapter 3 (which Prime Video […]
The Devil Wears Prada 2
Between the new Westlife album and the return of The Devil Wears Prada, it feels like we’ve woken up in 2006 – so please be vigilant if anyone offers you […]
Hokum
An American writer and alcoholic (Parks and Recreation‘s Adam Scott) travels to Ireland to lay his parents’ ashes, and winds up in a hotel ostensibly haunted by a witch, in […]
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