Passenger
After quitting their jobs for life in a van, Maddie and Tyler (Lou Llobell and Jacob Scipio) are stalked by a demonic entity in this religious road-based horror flick they […]
Tag Archives: 2026
Ice Cream Man (2026)
An evil ice cream man (Ari Millen) turns a town’s children into adult-killing monsters in this slasher flick they should have called Children of the Cornetto. In a cynical attempt […]
Primate
When Lucy’s (Johnny Sequoyah) pet chimpanzee gets rabies, her homecoming party turns into the bloodiest night of apes since Night of the Bloody Apes. After directing the shark-attack flicks 47 […]
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
Tasked with rebooting a 1980s slasher franchise, Ava Daniels from Hacks (Hannah Einbinder) enters another complex relationship with an older woman (Gillian Anderson) in this indie oddity they should have […]
Evil Dead Burn
A young woman (Souheila Yacoub) battles her demonically possessed in-laws in this Evil Dead sequel they should have called Deady or Not. If Evil Dead Burn can be summed up […]
The Odyssey
Christopher Nolan delivers the long-awaited sequel to the Iliad in this fantasy epic they should have called Troy Story 2. It takes a beat to get used to The Odyssey‘s […]
The Invite
A barely functioning couple (Olivia Wilde and Seth Rogen) invite their sexually liberated upstairs neighbours (Penélope Cruz and Edward Norton) over for Wilde’s most awkward dinner party since the Don’t […]
Ready or Not 2: Here I Come
Following the success of Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett’s brilliant horror/comedy Ready or Not, Searchlight Pictures asked them to shoot another script, whether it was ready or not. Picking up in the immediate […]
Hoppers
Not to be confused with Jodie Foster’s Beaver, this Pixar flick sees nature-loving Mabel (Piper Curda) stumble into the “Hoppers” programme, where a team of benevolent scientists hook themselves up […]
Obsession
When a lovesick loser (Michael Johnston) wishes his crush (Inde Navarrette) would fall madly in love with him, he unwittingly unleashes a curse that makes Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau look […]
