In Bruges
Irish hitmen Ray and Ken (Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson) are sent to Bruges in this black comedy they should have called Low Countries for Old Men. Martin McDonagh’s 2008 […]
Tag Archives: Christmas
Krampus
A family accidentally summons the horniest Christmas devil since your mum. 2015’s Krampus was far from the first time the anti-Santa from German folklore had appeared in a festive horror […]
Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025)
Having run out of good films to remake, the movie industry resorts to the more sensible option of remaking films that were rubbish the first time round. The latest reboot […]
Catering Christmas
A struggling caterer (Merritt Patterson) falls for the reluctant heir to a family fortune (Daniel Lissing) in this 2022 made-for-TV Christmas romance they should have called Nepo Baby It’s Cold […]
Joy to the World
In Hulu’s festive rom-com, Joy (Emmanuelle Chriqui) is a celebrity lifestyle writer whose career is built on her domestic goddess image. But when a TV crew inexplicably invites itself to […]
The Hating Game
Following a merger between their two firms, short publishing assistant Lucy (Lucy Hale) falls for her tall work rival Josh (Austin Stowell) in this Christmas rom-com they should have called […]
The Merry Gentlemen
Ashley (Britt Robertson) organises a male strip show to save her parents’ bar in this festive Netflix romcom they should have called The Lap-land Dancers. The movie opens with Ashley […]
Black Christmas
Black Christmas (1974) is a Canadian slasher flick about a sorority house quite literally going to pieces over the Christmas break, not to be confused with Black X-Mas (2006), Black […]
A December Bride
As today is Halloween, and most reviews on here are horror films, it is time for something truly scary: a Hallmark Christmas flick about an interior designer. This 2016 romance […]
Terrifier 3
Art the Clown returns to wreak yuletide havoc in this festive threequel they should have called Christmas Mime: Missing Toes and Crime. Five years after surviving the Art attack of […]
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