Pompeii
We continue our masochistic foray into the world of Paul W. S. Anderson with Pompeii, his 2014 action spectacular that can best be described as a malodorous eruption. More disaster than movie, […]
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Eric Clapton: A Life in 12 Bars
Eric goes from Clapton to clapped out and back again in this new documentary about one of the world’s greatest blues guitarists. A Life in 12 Bars is directed by Lili […]
Resident Evil
This 2002 video game movie is not to be confused with President Evil, though it is made with Trumpian levels of incompetence. Resident Evil is a fittingly boring name for […]
The Commuter
Spanish director Jaume Collet-Serra once said “I only do original work,” apparently forgetting that he made Goal II: Living the Dream, the House of Wax remake and 5 identikit Liam Neeson […]
The Talented Mr. Ripley
We look back on The Talented Mr. Ripley to celebrate Gwyneth’s Paltrow’s engagement, which she’s been plugging profusely on Goop. She’s always plugging something profusely. But sadly never her mouth. Appropriately enough, this […]
All the Money in the World
All the Money in the World stars Christopher Plummer as Kevin Spacey as Mr. Burns as J. Paul Getty, the richest man in the world. Refusing to pay the ransom for his […]
The Post
Practically a prequel to All The President’s Men, The Post follows the publisher (Meryl Streep) and editor (Tom Hanks) of the Fake News Award-winning Washington Post as they prepare to publish the […]
On iPlayer: A Hard Day’s Night
Not to be confused with A Good Day to Die Hard, A Hard Day’s Night is the first film featuring Liverpool’s most beloved band, Atomic Kitten. Eager to cash in […]
Darkest Hour
Not to be confused with 2011 Emile Hirsch vehicle The Darkest Hour 3D, this new Churchill biopic stars Gary Oldman as the Prime Minister in the early days of World War II. […]
Downsizing
Matt “but what about the men who aren’t sexual predators” Damon shrinks in Downsizing, conspicuously absent from an awards season that’s already honoured The Greatest Showman for one of its songs. […]
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