I Know What You Did Last Summer
Four teenagers (Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillippe and Freddie Prinze Jr.) accidentally run someone over and dump his body in the ocean in this 1997 slasher they should have called […]
Tag Archives: horror
Saw III
Saw III returns to the bathroom where it happened for a torture-based medical soap opera they should have called Back to the Suture. For a film that literally nobody is […]
28 Weeks Later
The survivors of 28 Days Later‘s zombie outbreak are safely sheltered in a US military-controlled Canary Wharf, until the Rage Virus comes back (presumably on the DLR), causing the biggest […]
Ready or Not
A newlywed (Samara Weaving) gets a taste of the Meghan Markle lifestyle when she discovers that marrying into a family of elitist murderous leeches also has its downsides. Six years […]
Event Horizon
On a rescue mission to recover a spaceship in orbit around Neptune, a crew of astronauts discover the dangers of venturing beyond Uranus. A box office disaster and subsequent cult […]
Housebound
A woman under house arrest begins to suspect her family home is haunted in this 2014 New Zealand horror/comedy they should have called Rear ASBO. Available on iPlayer, Housebound draws […]
Final Destination Bloodlines
Death comes out of the retirement it has enjoyed since killing all those celebrities in 2016 for another Final Destination movie, a prospect the world needed like a stray tyre […]
Final Destination 5
Although The Final Destination was intended to have been the final Final Destination, the franchise came back for a second final time in 2011, and the sixth instalment is coming […]
Sinners
Michael B. Jordan plays identical twins opening a juke joint in 1930s Mississippi, in this blues-based vampire-western they should have called Michael B. Goode. Ryan Coogler spends the impressive first […]
The Crazies
29 years before 28 Days Later, George A. Romero spawned a virus that turns half the population insane; a phenomenon that has occurred every four years ever since. 1973’s The […]
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