Saw IV
Despite being beheaded in the previous instalment, John Kramer (Tobin Bell) is back to prove having a brain was never a prerequisite to making a Saw film. Following in the […]
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Eyes Without a Face
A surgeon (Pierre Brasseur) kidnaps young women in order to perform a face transplant on his disfigured daughter Christiane (Édith Scob), in this 1960 French horror film they should have […]
I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)
The most dangerous bend in America takes another life in this sequel to the 1997 slasher flick of the same name. They should have called it 28 Years Later. This […]
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Zack Snyder takes the survivors of a zombie outbreak to a deserted shopping mall and loots George A. Romero’s Dawn of the Dead in this 2004 remake. It takes a […]
Martin
George A. Romero moves vampires from Transylvania to Pennsylvania (via Indiana) in this 1977 horror he should have called Interstate with the Vampire. Romero does for vampires what he previously […]
I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
Eight years after I Know What You Did Last Summer, the fisherman killer has passed into folklore, described in hushed tones as “like Jack the Ripper except he never got […]
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
One year on from the massacre of I Know What You Did Last Summer, the evil fisherman is back in a futile attempt to reclaim his perch as the most […]
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Four teenagers (Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillippe and Freddie Prinze Jr.) accidentally run someone over and dump his body in the ocean in this 1997 slasher they should have called […]
Saw III
Saw III returns to the bathroom where it happened for a torture-based medical soap opera they should have called Back to the Suture. For a film that literally nobody is […]
28 Weeks Later
The survivors of 28 Days Later‘s zombie outbreak are safely sheltered in a US military-controlled Canary Wharf, until the Rage Virus comes back (presumably on the DLR), causing the biggest […]
