Heart Eyes
Heart Eyes is a Valentine’s Day-themed horror/comedy about a burgeoning couple (Olivia Holt and Mason Gooding) who think they’re in a bad rom-com only to discover they’re in a terrible […]
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Chemical Wedding
Written by Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickinson, this 2008 sci-fi/horror movie sees a Cambridge professor (Simon Callow) don a virtual reality spacesuit and go Emeritus Psycho when he comes back as […]
The Final Destination
The fourth entry in New Line Cinema’s health and safety lecture series opens with a pile-up at a stock car race that foreshadows the car crash to come. After scaling […]
Nosferatu
Why don’t droids watch vampire movies? Because they’re not-for-R2. Making a Nosferatu movie (as opposed to Dracula) means adapting a film rather than a novel, and therefore requires the recreation […]
Nosferatu the Vampyre
Anyone who saw Nosferatu and thought “this would be better in colour and with talking” should seek out this 1979 remake and get their head examined. Werner Herzog’s 1979 revamp […]
Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror
Happy-go-lucky estate agent Hutter (definitely not Harker for legal reasons) is sent to Transylvania in this unauthorised Dracula adaptation from 1922. Changing the names and moving the bloodsucking action from Whitby to […]
Sleepaway Camp
Eight years after her dad was killed in a freak waterskiing accident, Angela (Felissa Rose) goes to summer camp with her protective cousin Ricky (Jonathan Tiersten) in this sleeper slasher […]
Final Destination 3
After sitting out the sequel, series creator James Wong is back in the director’s chair for another Final Destination outing, and this time some unsuspecting high school kids are off […]
Hostel
A pair of horny US college students (Jay Hernandez and Derek Richardson) go backpacking across Europe and end up in a Slovakian slaughterhouse, in this 2005 torture porno they should have […]
Paranormal Activity
A wealthy couple buys a camera to track paranormal activity in their massive house in Oren Peli’s 2007 snooze he should have called The Rich Bore Project. If The Blair […]
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