Hostel
A pair of horny US college students (Jay Hernandez and Derek Richardson) go backpacking across Europe and end up in a Slovakian slaughterhouse, in this 2005 torture porno they should have […]
Tag Archives: horror
Paranormal Activity
A wealthy couple buys a camera to track paranormal activity in their massive house in Oren Peli’s 2007 snooze he should have called The Rich Bore Project. If The Blair […]
The Blair Witch Project
In efforts to make a film about local folklore, Heather, Mike and Josh (Heather Donahue, Michael C. Williams and Joshua Leonard) get lost in the woods in this 1999 pseudo-documentary they should […]
Pulse
Ghosts enter the living world through the internet in this 2001 J-horror they should have called Ghostbuffers. Pulse emerges from the techno-paranoid wellspring of 1998 classic Ring, updating its supernatural […]
Tetsuo: The Iron Man
A businessman transforms into a metal monster with a drill for a penis in this Japanese horror movie they should have called The Tokyo Groin Saw Massacre. In true Japanese […]
Black Christmas
Black Christmas (1974) is a Canadian slasher flick about a sorority house quite literally going to pieces over the Christmas break, not to be confused with Black X-Mas (2006), Black […]
Heretic
A pair of Mormon missionaries (Sophie Thatcher and Chloe East) are locked in a malevolent man’s (Hugh Grant) house in this preachy horror movie they should have called The Book […]
The Purge
James DeMonaco’s 2013 home invasion flick introduces the eponymous policy, whereby all crime is legal for one night each year; a policy that has eradicated unemployment and poverty for reasons […]
Carrie
Carrie’s (Sissy Spacek) high school bullies hatch a plan to douse her with pig’s blood on prom night in the 1976 classic they should have called Meat Girls. Based on […]
The Conference
Municipal employees on a team-building retreat are targeted by a killer in this Swedish horror/comedy they should have called Parks and Mutilation. Patrik Eklund’s satirical slasher plays out like a […]
