Jeepers Creepers
When driving home for spring break, two siblings (Gina Philips and Justin Long) encounter a demonic figure lining a church basement with corpses, in this 2001 horror flick they should have […]
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Guys and Dolls
Broadway hustler Nathan Detroit (Frank Sinatra) bets high-flying gambler Sky Masterson (Marlon Brando) that he cannot take Christian missionary Sergeant Sarah Brown (Jean Simmons) on a date, in this 1955 […]
Miss Congeniality
When a terrorist threatens to bomb the Miss United States pageant, a tomboy undercover agent (Sandra Bullock) must convince America she is a beauty queen, or risks bringing the pageant […]
Krampus
A family accidentally summons the horniest Christmas devil since your mum. 2015’s Krampus was far from the first time the anti-Santa from German folklore had appeared in a festive horror […]
Brahms: The Boy II
After a home invasion renders their son (Christopher Convery) mute, a traumatised family leaves London for somewhere they feel safe: an isolated mansion in the woods whose previous inhabitants killed […]
Coyote Ugly
Violet (Piper Perabo) leaves New Jersey for New York to pursue her dream of becoming a songwriter but ends up working at a dive bar in this 2000 drama they […]
Catering Christmas
A struggling caterer (Merritt Patterson) falls for the reluctant heir to a family fortune (Daniel Lissing) in this 2022 made-for-TV Christmas romance they should have called Nepo Baby It’s Cold […]
Blood Rage
In honour of Thanksgiving, it is time to look back on a much less popular American massacre. Blood Rage is a 1987 slasher flick about a Thanksgiving killing spree that […]
The Prowler (1981)
In 1945, a spurned soldier kills his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend at her graduation dance. 35 years later, the town holds its first graduation ball since that fateful night, […]
The Day After Tomorrow
Donald Trump enthusiast Dennis Quaid stars in this 2004 climate change disaster movie they should have called Cloudy with a Chance of Meatheads. In hindsight it is ironic that Quaid […]
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