Eyes Without a Face
A surgeon (Pierre Brasseur) kidnaps young women in order to perform a face transplant on his disfigured daughter Christiane (Édith Scob), in this 1960 French horror film they should have […]
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All About My Mother
A nun, an actress and a sex worker walk into a Barcelona in All About My Mother, Pedro Almodóvar’s Oscar-winning drama from 1999. Another Spanish twist on his beloved Old […]
Devil
Five strangers are trapped in a lift where one of them is the actual Devil, in this M. Night Shyamalan-produced thriller they should have called Hellevator. Shyamalan opted not to […]
The Hating Game
Following a merger between their two firms, short publishing assistant Lucy (Lucy Hale) falls for her tall work rival Josh (Austin Stowell) in this Christmas rom-com they should have called […]
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Zack Snyder takes the survivors of a zombie outbreak to a deserted shopping mall and loots George A. Romero’s Dawn of the Dead in this 2004 remake. It takes a […]
Martin
George A. Romero moves vampires from Transylvania to Pennsylvania (via Indiana) in this 1977 horror he should have called Interstate with the Vampire. Romero does for vampires what he previously […]
I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
Eight years after I Know What You Did Last Summer, the fisherman killer has passed into folklore, described in hushed tones as “like Jack the Ripper except he never got […]
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
One year on from the massacre of I Know What You Did Last Summer, the evil fisherman is back in a futile attempt to reclaim his perch as the most […]
Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
Actress Pepa Marcos (Carmen Maura) tries to track down her flighty lover (Fernando Guillén) in Pedro Almodóvar’s tall glass of crazy from 1988. We meet the theatrical characters at work […]
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Four teenagers (Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillippe and Freddie Prinze Jr.) accidentally run someone over and dump his body in the ocean in this 1997 slasher they should have called […]
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