Saw 3D
A film with two inaccurate titles, Saw 3D AKA Saw: The Final Chapter is no longer in 3D and has as much claim to finality as Friday the 13th: The […]
Tag Archives: Retro review
Them
Claiming to be “based on real events” (which means it absolutely is not), Them follows a French couple (Olivia Bonamy and Michaël Cohen) in a country house in Romania, whose romantic meal […]
Joy Ride
Released the same year as Jeepers Creepers, this 2001 horror movie follows a pair of brothers (Paul Walker and Steve Zahn) who mess with the wrong truck driver in a CB […]
Buried
In this 2010 thriller, terrorists do to Ryan Reynolds what anyone who has seen Green Lantern wishes they could: bury him alive in the desert. Hollywood has long been obsessed […]
Saw VI
After sticking it to corrupt property developers in Saw V, John Kramer AKA Jigsaw (Tobin Bell) sets his sights on callous health insurance executives in Saw VI, before hopefully moving […]
Bermuda Tentacles
When flying over the Bermuda Triangle, Air Force One is attacked by giant sea tentacles, in this 2014 Syfy channel original that finally answers the mystery of what happened to Linda […]
Angel’s Egg
Ten years before Ghost in the Shell, Mamoru Oshii got his first taste of shell-based sci-fi in this 1985 anime about a girl (Mako Hyōdō) protecting a big egg, presumably […]
The Silence of the Lambs
On the hunt for a serial killer known as Buffalo Bill (Ted Levine), FBI trainee Clarice Starling (Jodie Foster) seeks guidance from psychiatrist, cannibal and fava bean fan Hannibal Lecter […]
Saw V
Agent Strahm (Scott Patterson) closes in on Jigsaw’s apprentice Detective Hoffman (Costas Mandylor) in this cop-on-cop sequel they should have called Interminable Affairs. By 2008 the Saw timeline had become […]
Inside
Stuck in her house on Christmas Eve, a pregnant woman (Alysson Paradis) is attacked by a scissors-wielding maniac (Béatrice Dalle) in this French horror movie they should have called Panic […]
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