Well you can tell by the way it’s Rocky-lite / that Stallone made this piece of shite
Music loud, the plot is dumb / the dance scenes aren’t even that fun
It’s not alright, not ok / in fact it sucks in every way
We can try to understand / why there’s no disco music, man

Whether you’re a human, you’ll have trouble viewin’ / while stayin’ awake, stayin’ awake
Hear the shitty writin’ and feel your body fightin’ / with stayin’ awake, stayin’ awake
Yawn, yawn, yawn, yawn / stayin’ awake, stayin’ awake
Yawn, yawn, yawn, yawn / stayin’ awaaa-a-a-aaaa-a-a-aaaake

Well now I get bored and I get tired / Sly Stallone should have been fired
Saturday Night Fever‘s strong / but this sequel gets it all wrong
It’s not alright, not ok / Flashdance is better anyway
We can try to understand / why it’s all so fucking bland

Thank you John Travolta, you put me in a coma / not stayin’ awake, stayin’ awake
Watch Travolta flirtin’ and feel your brain a-hurtin’ / not stayin’ awake, stayin’ awake
Yawn, yawn, yawn, yawn / stayin’ awake, stayin’ awake
Yawn, yawn, yawn, yawn / stayin’ awaaa-a-a-aaaa-a-a-aaaake

It goes fuck nowhere, somebody kill me / somebody kill me yeah…