The Goblin Awards 2019
Welcome to the Goblin Awards, like the Oscars but without a host – which this year makes it exactly like the Oscars. Big Budget – Bad Movie While there have […]
Tag Archives: Pacific Rim: Uprising
Merry Christmas!
Twas the night before Christmas And the tree was a-wobblin’ What’s that beneath it? Behold! a Screen Goblin! She sits by the hearth With her fingers so green And tells […]
Pacific Rim: Uprising
Despite the name, Pacific Rim: Uprising is not a porn sequel, no matter how much it sucks ass. The sequel to Guillermo del Toro’s 2013 robots vs. monsters movie is […]
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