Godzilla vs. Megalon
It is fun to imagine there is someone in the world who has stumbled across Godzilla vs. Megalon expecting another serious reckoning with Japan’s nuclear holocaust, only to be confronted […]
Tag Archives: Retro review
Saw III
Saw III returns to the bathroom where it happened for a torture-based medical soap opera they should have called Back to the Suture. For a film that literally nobody is […]
28 Weeks Later
The survivors of 28 Days Later‘s zombie outbreak are safely sheltered in a US military-controlled Canary Wharf, until the Rage Virus comes back (presumably on the DLR), causing the biggest […]
Ready or Not
A newlywed (Samara Weaving) gets a taste of the Meghan Markle lifestyle when she discovers that marrying into a family of elitist murderous leeches also has its downsides. Six years […]
Event Horizon
On a rescue mission to recover a spaceship in orbit around Neptune, a crew of astronauts discover the dangers of venturing beyond Uranus. A box office disaster and subsequent cult […]
Housebound
A woman under house arrest begins to suspect her family home is haunted in this 2014 New Zealand horror/comedy they should have called Rear ASBO. Available on iPlayer, Housebound draws […]
The Deep Blue Sea
Not to be confused with 1999 shark movie Deep Blue Sea, The Deep Blue Sea is a 2011 drama about a married woman (Rachel Weisz) who suffers a fate worse […]
Old
Holidaymakers with various medical conditions head to a luxury resort and wind up stranded on a beach (and film) that accelerates the ageing process. Known colloquially as The Beach That […]
Final Destination Bloodlines
Death comes out of the retirement it has enjoyed since killing all those celebrities in 2016 for another Final Destination movie, a prospect the world needed like a stray tyre […]
Arachnophobia
After moving from San Francisco to a small-town barnhouse, an arachnophobic doctor (Jeff Daniels) gets a house call from a deadly spider that spawns in his wine cellar, turning his […]
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