Brahms: The Boy II
After a home invasion renders their son (Christopher Convery) mute, a traumatised family leaves London for somewhere they feel safe: an isolated mansion in the woods whose previous inhabitants killed […]
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Coyote Ugly
Violet (Piper Perabo) leaves New Jersey for New York to pursue her dream of becoming a songwriter but ends up working at a dive bar in this 2000 drama they […]
Catering Christmas
A struggling caterer (Merritt Patterson) falls for the reluctant heir to a family fortune (Daniel Lissing) in this 2022 made-for-TV Christmas romance they should have called Nepo Baby It’s Cold […]
Blood Rage
In honour of Thanksgiving, it is time to look back on a much less popular American massacre. Blood Rage is a 1987 slasher flick about a Thanksgiving killing spree that […]
The Prowler (1981)
In 1945, a spurned soldier kills his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend at her graduation dance. 35 years later, the town holds its first graduation ball since that fateful night, […]
The Day After Tomorrow
Donald Trump enthusiast Dennis Quaid stars in this 2004 climate change disaster movie they should have called Cloudy with a Chance of Meatheads. In hindsight it is ironic that Quaid […]
Sabotage (1936)
Not to be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Sabotage or Alfred Hitchcock’s Saboteur, Alfred Hitchcock’s Sabotage is a 1936 thriller about terrorists targeting Piccadilly Circus with the unthinkable aim of causing […]
Emma
Gwyneth Paltrow swaps the incense for incest in this 1996 adaptation of Jane Austen’s novel about a spoiled white woman spouting bad lifestyle advice and lauding her privilege over everyone […]
Entrapment
Attempting to track down a stolen Rembrandt, young insurance investigator Gin (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has her head turned by another artefact when she falls for elderly art thief Mac (Sean Connery), […]
Saw IV
Despite being beheaded in the previous instalment, John Kramer (Tobin Bell) is back to prove having a brain was never a prerequisite to making a Saw film. Following in the […]
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