Weapons
Seventeen kids from the same third-grade class go missing one night in this stuper-natural horror film they should have called Children of the Dumbed. Weapons opens with a child (presumably […]
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Good Boy
Chronically ill Todd (Shane Jensen) moves to a haunted cabin with his dog Indy (Indy) in this horror movie they should have called Chihuahuanormal Activity. Good Boy follows in the […]
Fear Street: Prom Queen
Following the success of its Fear Street movies set in the ’70s and ’90s, Netflix fills a gap in the market and sets a horror film in the 1980s. Finally. […]
Saw IV
Despite being beheaded in the previous instalment, John Kramer (Tobin Bell) is back to prove having a brain was never a prerequisite to making a Saw film. Following in the […]
Eyes Without a Face
A surgeon (Pierre Brasseur) kidnaps young women in order to perform a face transplant on his disfigured daughter Christiane (Édith Scob), in this 1960 French horror film they should have […]
I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)
The most dangerous bend in America takes another life in this sequel to the 1997 slasher flick of the same name. They should have called it 28 Years Later. This […]
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Zack Snyder takes the survivors of a zombie outbreak to a deserted shopping mall and loots George A. Romero’s Dawn of the Dead in this 2004 remake. It takes a […]
Martin
George A. Romero moves vampires from Transylvania to Pennsylvania (via Indiana) in this 1977 horror he should have called Interstate with the Vampire. Romero does for vampires what he previously […]
I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
Eight years after I Know What You Did Last Summer, the fisherman killer has passed into folklore, described in hushed tones as “like Jack the Ripper except he never got […]
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
One year on from the massacre of I Know What You Did Last Summer, the evil fisherman is back in a futile attempt to reclaim his perch as the most […]
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