Saw II

The franchise with the world’s shortest average shot length continues with this Poundland staple from 2005, and this time the Jigsaw Killer (Tobin Bell) has 8 people trapped in a house filled with a deadly nerve agent that will kill them within 2 hours. The Asbestos Killer might be a more appropriate name.

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The spider’s web that became a money spinner, the Saw franchise was to the 2000s what Friday the 13th was to the ’80s; a yearly fixture of increasingly gory and decreasingly profitable formula fillers, centring around an “unkillable” villain – the twist with Jigsaw being a terminal illness rendering him as omnipotent as the police are incompetent, and ultimately continuing his work from beyond the grave. Even being arrested by Donny Walhberg at the start of Saw II is part of his plan; he’s always ahead of the cops, Hannibal Lecter-style.

Similarly ahead of his screen partners, Bell is subtly terrifying as the Rutger Hauer lookalike with an inoperable tumour and shares in Rube Goldberg. Director Darren Lynn Bousman shows his inexperience through bad acting and inaudible dialogue, making this more mumblecore than torture porn – and more boring than gory. The gore is increased but most of the work is still accomplished by the nu metal music video style established by the original, but without its Lost-style flashback structure much of the suspense is… lost.

Like the Friday the 13th sequels Saw II ups the kill count and shifts focus onto the elaborate deaths, opening with a lovely “the key to the trap is behind your eye” device – but after that it’s essentially just some people doing an escape room for 90 minutes, turning a Se7en-style puzzle thriller into a body count slasher franchise; Halloween with strobes instead of Strodes. It contains some nice twists and a vat of needles sequence almost as horrible as the acting, but two films in this series is already feeling rusty.

One response to “Saw II

  1. Did Saw II just come out? I saw “Saw”, lol, and although it was very gory the story behind it is so f—ed up that it is amazing. I don’t think I ever saw Jigsaw. I love the psychologically screwed up movies but sometimes the gore, like in Saw, gets to me.

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