Quiz
Here at Screen Goblin HQ we’ve a slightly unhealthy obsession with the Coughing Major scandal from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, so when we heard that James Graham (This […]
Author Archives: Dan Meier
Pacific Rim: Uprising
Despite the name, Pacific Rim: Uprising is not a porn sequel, no matter how much it sucks ass. The sequel to Guillermo del Toro’s 2013 robots vs. monsters movie is […]
120 BPM
Smoking, sex, protests, death… that’s right, there’s a new French film out! Set in the early ’90s but looking contemporary (as opposed to Call Me By Your Name which was […]
Rampage
A crocodile, a wolf and a gorilla walk into a bar and throw a pile of 50ps in front of the barman. He says: “We don’t serve animals.” The gorilla: […]
Truth or Dare
A group of cocky teenagers are lured into a cursed drinking game in Truth or Dare, a horror film about as palatable as a dirty pint. Blumhouse’s Truth or Dare […]
Ghost Stories
Friday the 13th is upon us, the day we celebrate one of horror’s most ridiculous icons (right). What better way to celebrate than by watching Ghost Stories, Jeremy Dyson (The League […]
Mary and the Witch’s Flower
I’d like to start this review by crediting Cineworld for trying to resolve the age-old subbing vs. dubbing debate once and for all by attempting to screen a Japanese film […]
A Quiet Place
Fans of this VW ad will be pleased to hear it’s been made into a feature film. Not to be confused with Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace, John Krasinski’s A Quiet Place […]
The Goblin Awards 2017
After an Oscars ceremony where the biggest surprise was a Christopher Nolan movie winning awards for sound, please welcome your host for the annual Goblin Awards! Worst Actor Let’s kick […]
Ready Player One
Steven Spielberg’s second film in 3 months is Ready Player One, written by dodgy bearded poet Ernest Cline (writer of the best-selling novel) and Zak Penn, who presumably combine to form […]
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