Flash Gordon
American football player, hunk and all-round good guy Flash Gordon (Sam J Jones) is rocketed into space by a mad scientist (Topol) to save the earth from imminent alien invasion […]
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Escape from New York
Not to be confused with its sequel Escape from L.A., this is Escape from New York; so good they made it twice. John Carpenter’s 1981 action/sci-fi/neo-western hybrid is set in 1997, when Manhattan has […]
The Predator
When an alien space ship crash lands on earth, one of the few witnesses is ace sniper Quinn Mckenna (Boyd Holbrook). But when the military establishment try to keep Quinn, […]
4DX – Terminator 2
A year after James Cameron’s 1991 classic was given the 3D treatment, the most successful sequel of all time is ready for yet another dimension. I know what you’re thinking. […]
The Equalizer 2
This sequelizer to The Equalizer stars Denzel Washington as the eponymous neutralizer of vandalizers, terrorizers and burglarizers. It’s the perfect film if you want to catch some Zs. Since the […]
Mission: Impossible – Fallout
Everyone’s favourite ass-kicking Scientologist is back as Ethan Hunt, the super-spy who spends two and a half hours falling out of cars, windows and helicopters. This is Mission: Impossible – […]
Skyscraper
More a one-man movie industry than an actor, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson has wrestled the disaster flick from Roland Emmerich’s clammy hands. Barely has the dust settled on his last […]
Hudson Hawk
Bruce Willis and an undercover nun (Andie MacDowell) undertake a wacky adventure in a film they should have called Old Habits Die Hard. Instead they called this 1991 flop Hudson Hawk, […]
Pacific Rim: Uprising
Despite the name, Pacific Rim: Uprising is not a porn sequel, no matter how much it sucks ass. The sequel to Guillermo del Toro’s 2013 robots vs. monsters movie is […]
Rampage
A crocodile, a wolf and a gorilla walk into a bar and throw a pile of 50ps in front of the barman. He says: “We don’t serve animals.” The gorilla: […]
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